May 2013
justberawtoo:
cham-pale:
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
OMFG
Jeez
*writes a whole vent*
*deletes*
Whatever. No, but I can’t let myself feel like this. Not anymore.
dansecondchannel:
“What are you doing this weekend?” “What are you doing this summer?” “What are you doing with your life?”
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
“Will you still love me
When I’m no longer young and beautiful?
Will you still...”
– Lana Del Rey (via k-issmeinparis)
It seems dogs are better than me at dancing:
lolsofunny:
laugh-addict:
(lol here!)
dialupmodem:
quick have sex with me i’ll explain later
“I could start fires with what I feel for you.”
– Fires, David Ramirez (via dishevelment)
Watchdanieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
orlopzi:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
He’s not until someone touches him
slenclerman:
reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
-circa:
I hate hearing the crack in people’s voices before they’re about to cry.
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
snorlaxatives:
miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
good-for-mee:
Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.
